Meanest drunk guy ever goes Karate Kid on poor ostrich

Good morning everyone. How are you today? Good? Well, allow me to take a steaming dump in your Cheerios. Here’s some drunk asshole going Daniel LaRusso on a poor ostrich. He’s the worst.

I wish there was a sequel to the video. I wish there was a sequel where ostrich got sweet, sweet revenge and pecked this dude repeatedly in the head. And then like buried him in the sand. That would have been nice. That would have been made my day.