Kickass motorcycles, food-based sports, Candice Swanepoel and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Things in Sports That Totally Let Us Down

Bleacher Report

Cubs fans, you are not alone.
Things in Sports That Totally Let Us Down

33 Kickass Motorcycles

Caveman Circus

I want, I want, I want…
33 Absolutely Beautiful Motorcycles

Sorry About That, Chrissy

The penises people tweet me are always the worst penises

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 22, 2014

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Candice Swanepoel Just Keeps Getting Hotter

SI Extra Mustard

We can never have too much Candice in our lives.
Hot Clicks: Keyshawn Johnson’s Birthday, Candice Swanepoel

Absurd Food-Based Sports

Thrillist

Wait, Pancake Races are a thing? Where do I sign up?
5 Absurd Food-Based Sports You Couldn’t Even Make Up

Jay Pharoah IS Usher

Jordan Carver’s Tremendous Handbras

Gorilla Mask

Everything Jordan Carver does is tremendous.
Jordan Carver (NSFWish)

Introducing…The Twerkbot

Supercompressor

Welcome to the future.
Basement Jaxx Have Developed the NSFW Twerkbot

Kate Upton GIFs, Because They’re Awesome

RSVLTS

There really needs to be a Kate Upton GIF exhibit in the Smithsonian.
The Many Talents of Kate Upton are Better in GIF Form

Whoops

I swear to god if anyone tweets about Jay-Z having 100 problems because of the divorce I will SHIT I JUST DID IT I AM THE WORST!

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) July 23, 2014