How can we possibly make the emails that TMZ alleges were sent by Elmo voice Kevin Clash to his (possibly) underaged lover look even worse? By putting them on innocent Elmo GIFs, of course!
According to TMZ, Clash told the accuser:
Clash also allegedly told his accuser that he’d make all his dreams come true:
The accuser claims that Clash told him he loved him and would never hurt him:
Clash allegedly offered to fly the accuser in to talk through their problems:
Silly Elmo. Your secret possibly underaged lover can’t fly on a paper airplane.
You can follow the controversy on Buzzfeed if you like feeling bad about your childhood icons. Here’s hoping we don’t find out about a Grover meth habit in the coming week.
UPDATE: As of 5:30 p.m. today, the accuser has now recanted his allegations and confirms Clash’s initial assertion that the men had a legal, adult relationship. Way to go, Elmo voice.
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