A reader sent me this pic the other day and well, dammit, I love this kid. I don’t care that he has no fashion sense. I don’t care that he buttoned up his shirt all the way. And I certainly don’t care that his tie is clipped on his shirt pocket.
HERO. I want to adopt him.
What did he win a trophy for? My guess: Baddest motherfucker in the third grade.
God bless you young lad.