Today, Joaquin Phoenix (and his forehead) turn 24,430 days old and I simply cannot believe it took us this long to realize he might be a stoned alien.
I can’t stop watching this video, though since the first time around I’ve had to put it on mute because the people laughing in the background nearly ruin the entire thing. But once you get past that and really begin to stare into the depths of his alien forehead, you suddenly begin to experience waves of euphoria. Likely induced by his alien powers.
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