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It’s official…this is the perfect birthday card for a 13-year-old girl

By 12.07.12

Sure, you could try to teach young girls about the importance of loving themselves. ORRR you could have a birthday card that tells them they need to get bigger boobs in order to get a rich boyfriend. Option B is much more fun.


Even worse? There’s no 13-year-old boy who can afford to buy this theoretical 13-year-old girl diamonds and rubies, no matter how big that girl’s boobs are. So not only is this card completely sexist, it’s also a liar. And truly that’s the worst crime of all.

(via Jessica Valenti)

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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