Wow, that dude can really jump. And look at that pretty girl in her pretty bridesmaid dress. What a great pic and wait, hold on. Did he just kung-fu that chick in the head? And did he just split his pants? This went from great pic to greatest pic ever.
Reddit user Tfoster7102 posted this yesterday with the headline, “So I jumped, kicked this bridesmaid in the head, and ripped my pants.” As a result the bridesmaid got knocked the fugg out. As in, laying in the sand, stars flying above her head.
But she’s ok, don’t worry everyone.
Moral of the story: If you want to get laid by the busty bridesmaid, don’t kick her in the head.
Seems simple enough.