How to write the perfect Valentine’s Day card

As we’ve discussed this week, being a good Valentine isn’t an easy job. Fortunately, the guys at Fatawesome (whom you may remember from their Cat Vs Dog video) have a foolproof plan for the perfect Valentine’s Day card.

The train to Poontown is a scenic ride, I’d assume. Unless you have to make a transfer. Then things can get a little messy. (via Tastefully Offensive)