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By / 11.29.12

YouTuber BabyScumbag (Steven Fernandez) is here for you guys. He’s 12 years old and he’s got tips on how to pick up girls. And the kid is kind of hilarious in a genuine way. Warning: Video’s a little NSFW (for booties and language).

So look, this kid is awesome. But who is that mom who allows someone else’s kid to jiggle her ass on video? That does not seem like responsible parenting. Then again, maybe it’s like parents who want their kid to smoke pot safely in their house rather than out on the streets. “I’d rather you kids jiggle my ass than go out there and jiggle the ass of strangers.”

I need some time to recover here. (via Vulture)


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About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.

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