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Where does your home fall on this ranking of states by penis size?

By 12.03.13

North Dakota rejoice. Mississippi, weep for your poor showing. These are state by state rankings of penis size in America.

The ranking, drummed up by, used some purchasing breakdowns along with some other undoubtedly very scientific processes to come up with their rankings.

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The full rankings, 1-50, are below. Feel free to CTRL-F until your heart’s content to determine whether you should feel any state pride or not.

1) North Dakota
2) Rhode Island
3) South Dakota
4) District of Columbia
5) Massachusetts
6) Ohio
7) Arizona
8) Alabama
9) New York
10) South Carolina
11) Colorado
12) Maryland
13) Wisconsin
14) New Jersey
15) California
16) Florida
17) Connecticut
18) Virginia
19) Oregon
20) Pennsylvania
21) Washington
22) Tennessee
23) New Mexico
24) Iowa
25) Illinois
26) Louisiana
27) Vermont
28) Utah
29) Maine
30) Nebraska
31) Idaho
32) Kansas
33) Delaware
34) Michigan
35) Nevada
36) New Hampshire
37) Oklahoma
38) Montana
39) Minnesota
40) Kentucky
41) Texas
42) Indiana
43) West Virginia
44) Missouri
45) Alaska
46) North Carolina
47) Wyoming
48) Arkansas
49) Hawaii
50) Mississippi

I can literally think of nothing else related to either Dakota that has any sort of social impact in America so this is a pretty big feather in their caps to snag two of the top ten spots. Given that North Dakota is known for its shortage of women, this might just be a savvy PR move by Big Penis to drive ladies to the underappreciated terrain.

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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