Here’s a naked guy swimming in a supermarket’s lobster tank

Ukraine is going for Russia’s #1 spot for dumbassery with this clip of a guy diving fully nude into a supermarket tank of live lobsters. Mildly NSFW due to blurry dong.

The only way this video would be better is if he did his little celebration with his arms extended only to find out that one of the lobsters didn’t have rubber bands on his claw and had clipped one of his testicles. That’d truly be a reason to break into a Little Mermaid-esque song of celebration.