Ladies, is this what you sound like when you get sexually excited?

Close your eyes and watch this, the only masculine thing you’ll hear is ‘wow man.’

Plot twist: there are no women speaking in this video, and now you have the world’s weirdest boner. Also, why on earth did you just get aroused from someone’s voice talking about theater?

In news about me, I’m pretty sure I dated this guy’s voice for about 3 months in college before watching the show ‘Weeds’ and realizing I was actually in to deaf chicks. And after watching this we can all forgive Manti Te’O for being catfished, because holysh*t was that convincing.

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