Today’s Guyism quiz tests your gullibility. Are these stories real or are they a hoax? Click through to the next slide for your answer.
16 Korean teacher beats student then masturbates
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Students yelled “What’s wrong with him?” as the teacher dropped trou in the hallway.
15 A Rampaging Australian Pig Drank 18 Beers And Got In A Fight With A Cow
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Let’s see what’s been going on down und-aaaaaaaaaaaand a pig drank 18 beers and got in a fight with a cow.
14 Bacon Mouthwash
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Sadly, no, not true.
13 Boy writes apology note to brother after he punches him in the nuts
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12 Man undergoes surgery after stick live eel in his butt
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11 Newlywed woman shoves husband off cliff one week after wedding
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10 Creeper With Prosthetic Penis Watches Teen Girls Shower At Beach
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Sheriff’s deputies say Frederick Shulte was caught pleasuring himself while watching teen girls shower at Jensen Public Beach in Florida on Saturday.
9 Chick Goes to Sleep With a British Accent, Wakes Up With a Hilarious Chinese Accent
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Not only is she impossible to understand but it comes off as offensive.
8 Ohio State University May Name Its Hospital Emergency Room ‘Abercrombie & Fitch’
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Think about that for a second: The “Abercrombie & Fitch Chair in Inflammatory Bowel Disease” already exists, which is amusing because it perfectly describes the stomach-churning nausea I experience everytime I walk past an Abercrombie & Fitch store.
7 Woman Begs for ‘Bigger Boobs’ on Side of the Road Like a Homeless Person
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Hey, at least she’s honest. I’d throw her a buck or two.
6 Teen accidentally sends dad text saying she lost her virginity
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Are we sure this is a hoax? Because I could totally see this happening.
5 A Product Called Liquid Ass, Along With Rabbit Repellent, Hospitalized Six Teenage Bible Campers
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Now that’s a stinky practical joke.
4 Drunk man rides horse for 600 miles
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“Schumacher failed roadside intoxication tests,” a police news release stated. “A small black powder pistol and beer cans were found in his saddle bag.”
3 Doctors put mustache and stickers on unconscious female patient
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FYI: They also look at your genitals too.
2 Masseuse uses breasts to rub clients
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She has nice….EYES. I mean, boobs. I meant to say boobs.
1 Colorado Is Using Talking Urinal Cakes To Curb Drunk Driving
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Talking urinal cakes eh?