Guy tries out the worst 100 pickup lines of all time with unsurprising results

Australian guy Adrian Van Oyen had one goal for 2013: To get himself a girlfriend. Unfortunately, trying out the 100 worst pickup lines on different women didn’t seem to work out as well as he’d hoped.

All things considered, it could have gone much worse. Fortunately, this guy remembered the two main rules of courtship: 1) Be attractive. 2) Don’t be unattractive.