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Guy releases mouse into wild only for life to kick him right in the nuts

By 01.11.13

A military guy thought he was doing a good thing by releasing a mouse from a trashcan in his home back into the wild. Then, nature stepped in to show that the best intentions are no match for a hungry hawk.

Let that be a lesson to all of you: If you go out of your way to help others, they’re bound to get eaten by a hawk. Nope, it doesn’t apply just to mice. It applies to schoolchildren, the elderly and the infirmed, anyone. Hawks exist just to ruin feel good moments. I’m surprised a hawk didn’t take that puppy who walked down the stairs away too. You’re just harshing my buzz, hawks. (via Gawker)

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.

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