Grandma riding a roller coaster will warm your cold, dead heart

Meet 70-year-old Ria. She’s having the time of her life on a roller coaster.

Ria is like everyone’s grandmother. Except your grandma couldn’t take a ride to the mall with vomiting from motion sickness. So, she’s not like your grandma.

Your grandma needs to grow a set.

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.