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This sibling bond will rip your manly heart to shreds

By 07.29.14

Sadie doesn’t want her little brother to grow up.

It’s understandable, the kid is so damn cute. That little bastard would make the greatest wing man of all time.

More interesting is here wish to “not die when she’s a hundred.” No worries, Sadie. You’ll probably die way before that.

It’s cool, we cry when we think about it too, Sadie.

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