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Girl dances with fire, ends up with flaming crotch

By 05.16.12

Meet Cassie. She’s just a girl doing a little performing art with torches. And she happened to have her crotch caught on fire in the process. Probably not intentionally.

It’s like my mother always said: “Keep vaginas away from open flames.” I, uh, I’m not sure why she said that. I mean there’s really no other context in which that would make sense. Rarely do these two twains meet. Nonetheless, here’s hoping for a speedy recovery for Cassie’s crotch. You’re in our prayers, little guy, for all the wrong reasons.

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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