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This girl crushing a beer can with her boobs is a goddamn American hero

By 02.26.14

And here’s another episode of “boobs are cool and stuff” starring some girl with a gigantic rack crushing beer cans. We’re posting the important stuff today, obviously.

On one hand I’m damn impressed with her talent. On the other hand, BOOBS ARE NOT TOYS. They’re for caressing and fondling and milking. They’re also good for hiding tools…but that’s a whole separate issue you guys.

In conclusion, if you want to smash boobs on something, please use my face. Thank you.

About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.
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