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New Tumblr chronicles the lonely comments of men on hot girl Instagram photos

By 02.06.13

Thirstiest Men of Instagram is a new Tumblr looking at the desperate and often pathetic comments of men on hot girl photos on Instagram. It’s even better than it sounds.


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Thirstiest Men of Instagram

I sincerely doubt you have any stacks, let alone ten. A more reasonable offer would be “I have Call of Duty and a lot of experience on PornHub and will barter either of these things to prematurely ejaculate on or around you.”


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Thirstiest Men of Instagram

All kinds of dick. Variety is the spice of life and clearly none of us have lived until we’ve experienced a penis in a top hat.


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Thirstiest Men of Instagram

Nothing turns on a woman more than inviting a cartoon child into your theoretical sexual escapades.


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Thirstiest Men of Instagram

I too enjoy getting very specific parts of my body compared to viscous liquids.


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Thirstiest Men of Instagram

Aim for the stars, acemobaidin. Aim for the stars.


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Thirstiest Men of Instagram

Rule #1 of seduction: Women love being treated like balloon animals.

See more of the Thirstiest Men of Instagram on Tumblr. You’ll feel much better about yourself.

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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