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Fight at kid’s birthday party is the most WWE thing you’ll ever see

By 01.29.14

People being speared through chairs, constant attempts to break it up from hapless employees…yep, this fight at a Texas pizza place during a kid’s birthday party is pro wrestling come to life.

According to news reports, the fight began when “a nearby woman was swearing, a young man told her to stop, she hit him, and he body-slammed her onto a table.” So, you know, totally legit reasons.

Well, I guess since the pizza place didn’t have a ball pit or a kid play area, this is the next best thing. Happy birthday, child who’ll undoubtedly grow up with serious baggage!

PS Fun game to play is “Count the scared white people” here. Break it out during your Super Bowl parties!

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.

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