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Female principal in trouble for teaching teen girl about porn

By / 11.12.12

There’s a time and a place for some good ol’ fashioned porn talk. Unfortunately, that time and place is not when you’re the principal of a Michigan school talking to 15-year-old girl.

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A father in Utica, Mich. is protesting Utica High School after he alleges that Principal Janet Jones critiqued his daughter’s Halloween costume.

According to Stephen Werner, the father of the teenager, his daughter was summoned into Jones’ office in a Halloween costume that included a black skirt and knee-high black stockings with pink bows.

Werner told FOX Detroit that Jones said to his daughter:

“She said to my daughter, ‘Honey, you look like a porn star.’ My daughter said, ‘What do you mean a porn star?’ She goes, ‘You know, a porn star. You know what those people do?’ My daughter said ‘no.’ So she elaborated to my daughter what a porn star was and what they do for a living.”

Werner claims that when he contacted Jones about the incident, she confirmed that it happened as his daughter described. She then told him that “all men watch porn and it’s a fact of life and [Werner] should get real.”

Werner responded by placing a banner on the back of his truck, pictured left, that reads, “Mrs. Jones taught my daughter about PORN.

“QUOTE ‘All men watch porn.’ – Janet Jones”

The jilted father claims that his daughter has been getting harassed by fellow students and their parents on Facebook for his attempt to speak out about Jones. He’s saying he’d stop his protest if he just received a written apology.

Werner also claims that the main problem Jones had was with the bows on his daughter’s costume. Which seems bizarre. I didn’t know that bows were a porn star thing. I bet parents who put an adorable bow on their daughter’s head feel completely ridiculous right now. Thought it was cute, right? Nope. She’s a porn star. A baby porn star. Might as well get her a “Baby’s First Beej for Coke” playset now.


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