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10 Ellen DeGeneres quotes to prep us for The Oscars

By / 02.27.14

"Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer."

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In honor of her hosting this upcoming weekend’s 86th Academy Awards today we’re paying homage to the all-time greatest Ellen DeGeneres quotes. Let it be noted that up until now we’ve featured strictly quotes from prominent male roles, so we’re diving into new territory here by paying tribute to one of the funniest comediennes in modern history. So without further ado, in no particular order, here are 10 of the funniest Ellen DeGeneres quotes to prep us for The Oscars.

Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. So if popular quotes is what you fancy then be sure to check out past editions of this post here. And if you want to suggest a person for us to feature here in our quotes round up send me a message over on our Facebook page.

“Procrastinate now, don't put it off.”

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“You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled."

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“Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are passing you on the street saying, "I can't tell if that person is laughing or crying, but either way they seem crazy, let's walk faster." Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.”

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“The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.”

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“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

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“Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.”

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“I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.”

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"I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off."

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