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By / 10.17.13

The age old question of, “what country should I travel to so I can get laid” has finally been answered. Thank you creepy, interactive map.

Target Map

Target Map



The creator of the map claims its highly scientific and based on first-hand experience and the experience of those on an internet forum. Because that’s how we judge ability to get laid—from people with one hand on their mouse and the other on their xHamster.

If you’re curious, these are the sluttiest countries. I alphabetized them for you because I care about your sexual health.

Zimbabwe, Zambia, Uganda, Togo, Thailand, Tanzania, Rwanda, Philippines, Peru, Mozambique, Kenya, Haiti, Ghana, Ethiopia, Dominican Republic, Cuba, Congo, Cameroon, Burundi, Burkina Faso, Bolivia, Angola

The countries where it’s near impossible to get laid? You guessed it. Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Qatar, Kuwait, Egypt…and there appears to be a theme here. Apparently these internet heroes need some Arabic pick-up lines. Here’s one for you: “Is that a keg under your hijab, cause I’d like to tap that.”

Works every time fellas, trust me.

By the way, the U.S. fell smack dab in the middle with a ‘normal difficulty to bang.’ Apparently they didn’t go to college with me and HEY-O!


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About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.

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