Dumb girls steal Febreze from Family Dollar—employee chases them down, delivers epic rant

Terrible human beings, ranked: 5) Bin Laden 4) Stalin 3) Justin Bieber 2) People who steal from a Dollar Store 1) Hitler. Congratulations ladies, you cracked the top five.

Listen, that was incredible. That was the zenith of rant videos. I want that guy in my life, dropping bombs on people that annoy me.

He’s my flamboyant hero!