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Drunk pantsless Arkansas woman flees crash in Power Wheels truck

By 03.06.13

If you’re going to drunkenly run from police, do it in style. Pantsless on Power Wheels style.

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Craighead Co. Sheriff’s Office

Police say 28-year-old Jamie Craft was drunk as she crashed her car into the side of a mobile home in Jonesboro, Ark.

She then got out of the totaled car and attempted to flee the scene by getting into a young boy’s Power Wheels car.

The child’s vehicle proved to be an inefficient method of escape when the boy’s father quickly caught up with Craft and made her get out of the toy truck.

Police later arrested a pantsless and shoeless Craft at her mother’s home a couple blocks away.

According to the arrest report, Craft blew a .217 on a breathalyzer test — over three times the legal limit.

Craft faces charges related to the DWI and leaving the scene of an accident. She will not be charged for operating the Power Wheels while under the influence.

Perhaps most importantly, the Power Wheels wasn’t totaled in this situation. If I were a young boy and a pantsless woman rode my Power Wheels truck for any amount of time, I’d be sure to cherish this chariot of dreams for the foreseeable future.

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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