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Drunk man arrested nude in a neighbor’s dryer

By 05.30.13

What and how much do you have to drink to find yourself arrested buck naked in a dryer? I demand to know.

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Shaun Welsh, 39, pleaded no contest to charges of streaking in the nude through his yard before ultimately ending up in a neighbor’s dryer.

According to police, the Cincinnati man was found in the dryer after a debaucherous night that concluded with the 1 a.m. arrest.

Welsh was sentenced to five days in jail for the romp on a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct.

The police report claims that Welsh was “very intoxicated” at the time of his arrest, an observation that seems like the biggest “no shit” moment ever captured in official documents.

What’s the appropriate setting in which to run the dryer when there’s a drunk guy inside? Permanent press seems excessive.

(thanks to @The_MDA for the tip)

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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