Dog owner commandments, hot hockey fan Megan Retzlaff and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

A Look Inside Reggie Bush’s Plush $6 Million Hollyweird Home

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It pays to go to USC. Whoops…bad choice of words.
Celebrity Cribs: Look Inside Habitual Swirler Reggie Bush’s Plush $6 Million Hollyweird Home! [Photos]

Strange Facts You Didn’t Know About ‘The Matrix’

The Chive


Neo sure did wake up from sleeping a lot in that film.
Facts You Likely Didn’t Know About The Matrix (38 Photos)

I Think We All Need a Little Recovery Time

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Megan Retzlaff: Hottest Hockey Fan Ever

SI Extra Mustard


She almost makes me a Minnesota Wild fan.
SI Hot Clicks

Things About Girls You Learned From Your Mom

MTV Guy Code


Turns out mom knew what she was talking about.
10 Things About Girls You Learned From Your Mom

Wolverine: The Remix

Jordan Carver is Still Blowing Minds

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She truly is the eighth wonder of the world.
Jordan Carver (NSFWish)

10 Commandments For Dog Owners

Caveman Circus


How many of these are you following, hmmm?
The 10 Commandments For Dog Owners

Vida Guerra in Yoga Pants (and Then Out of Them)

Girls in Yoga Pants


Yoga pants were made specifically with this woman in mind.
Vida Guerra With Her Yoga Pants On & Off

Examples of Tom Hanks Being ‘The Man’

RSVLTS


As if we needed more proof of his greatness.
16 Examples of Tom Hanks Being “The Man”

Said Thousands of Redass Clips Fans

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Interesting Facts About American Television Consumption

Uproxx


When and where do we watch? Find out that and more right here.
10 Interesting Facts About American Television Consumption in 2013

Italian Soccer WAG Federica Nargi in Bikinis

Busted Coverage


She might just be the sexiest sports WAG on the planet.
Italian Soccer WAG Federica Nargi is Back & on a Bikini Binge

World’s Heaviest Drinking Countries Map

BroBible


Looks like we need to step up our game.
Map Reveals World’s Heaviest Drinking Countries, U.S. Doesn’t Crack Top 10

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

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Dogs texting, hilarious sports quotes, Justene Jaro and more!