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Dildo sets off bomb scare in, you guessed it, Florida

By / 08.16.13

A woman received a suspicious package. This is technically a double entendre since it wasn’t a bomb but was instead just a big ol’ dildo.

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The unidentified woman called police to report an unknown manila envelope mailed to her at her Jensen Beach, Fla. house courtesy of the US Postal Service.

When a bomb tech from the Marin County Sheriff’s department arrived on the scene, he opened the package to find nothing inside but a “battery operated sex toy.”

The woman claimed that she did not order the item. The police report reveals that she believes it was sent by a woman who had a previous relationship with the recipient’s husband who has been harassing the both of them for the last year and a half.

Given the fatal attraction situation going on with her husband, I don’t blame this lady for spazzing out a bit. But the bomb squad? Maybe a bit much. Next time try not to look the dildo gift horse in the mouth, ma’am.


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About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.

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