Crazyass crimes, game show Fails, bombshell Lindsay Hancock and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Releasing 1.5 Million Balloons Into the Air is a Bad Idea

Huffington Post


Who knew setting loose so many balloons would result in catastrophe?
Releasing 1.5 Million Balloons Into the Air is a Bad Idea

5 Craziest Crimes of the Week

Newser


Somehow, a man holding himself for ransom didn’t work out.
5 Craziest Crimes of the Week

Good Plan

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Blonde Bombshell Lindsay Hancock is Too Hot

SI Extra Mustard


And yet another tremendous woman to follow on Instagram.
SI Hot Clicks

Things a Burglar Would Never Tell You

Caveman Circus


No. 15: “The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.”
22 Things a Burglar Would Never Tell You

Ultimate Game Show Answer Fails Compilation

Blonde Smokeshow Nikki Looks Like a Party

Gorilla Mask


I bet she’d be a fun girl to hang out with.
Nikki (NSFWish)

Famous Movie Roles Almost Played by Al Pacino

Uproxx


Pacino in Close Encounters of the Third Kind? Really?
‘Rambo’ and 9 Other Famous Movie Roles Almost Played by Al Pacino

Stripper Wears Pine Tar to Support Pineda

Busted Coverage


You have to love her competitive spirit.
NYC Stripper Wears Pine Tar to Support Michael Pineda

Good Point

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Behold the Packing Peanut Ocean

Animal


This should really be a part of an amusement park.
Behold the Packing Peanut Ocean

Ashleigh Munro-Smith is Built For Bikinis

Fox Sports Buzzer


This is what the inventor of the bikini had in mind when he created it.
The Art of Cheating; Ashleigh Munro-Smith is Fox-y

5 Spotify Tricks You Need to Try

BroBible


These are actually pretty cool.
5 Spotify Tricks You Need to Try

Lingerie Should be Enjoyed Everyday

Bro My God


It really should.
Lingerie Should be Enjoyed Everyday

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

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WTF Russian dating pics, time travel, Marisa Miller and more!