If you’re going to desecrate the National Anthem sung before a professional baseball game, make sure to do it in a falsetto reminiscent of a cat being strangled in an alleyway.
That is EXACTLY how I pictured her to look. When the camera panned around as though it were a great mystery, I was like “Bet it’s some trashy looking white lady in a Target blouse.” Boom. Sometimes dreams can become reality, kids.