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By 08.21.13

As you’re probably aware, NYC’s Times Square is full of people in unlicensed suits of famous characters running around looking for money from tourists. But Cookie Monster here just couldn’t help himself when a pair of big tittays crossed his sight line.

There’s so much going on here. Cookie Monster’s eyes bugging out, these girls’ costumes that are basically just them being naked for money, and in the background Mario (!!) is hugging Minnie Mouse (!!) for no particular reason. Is Mickey aware of this? I guess Minnie’s in New York and she’s checking out the local flavors in the form of a guy who stomps on turtle heads as a side gig to his career of unclogging shit filled toilets but there’s something so wrong there.

Anyway, let Cookie Monster off the hook. Dude’s been eating dry cookies for years. Probably just scouting for some milk. (via Reddit)

About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
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