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CNN anchor says we ‘hunted the dildo into extinction’

By / 07.23.13

A CNN anchor was trying to explain how the dodo bird was brought to the brink of extinction. Instead, he said we “hunted the dildo into extinction.” Big difference.

He’s right, we have hunted the dildo into extinction. The day that I was born. Around the world, dildos were like, “Shit, we can’t compete with that!”

Can your girlfriend’s dildo prematurely ejaculate and then roll over and go to sleep after getting water for itself and not offer the girl any? Sincerely doubt it.


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About Chris Spags... "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.

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