You don’t know Ronald Savoy of Lakewood, N.J. But you should. Because he’s simultaneously the greatest and most terrible man ever.
The story below, published by NJ.com, is a true tale of Savoy’s triumph in the face of adversity. By which I mean it must be really hard to get it up at a deli in front of a random woman and her your young son.
A kid’s got to learn how to jerk off to a footlong turkey club at some point. Where would we be without the helpful lessons from random men who get sexually aroused at sandwich shops?
UPDATE: A previous version of this story said that Savoy was the father of the boy in the sandwich shop. That was wrong. He’s just a dude allegedly jerking off in front of someone else’s kid. We greatly regret this error and clearly the actual story shows that Savoy’s a swell fellow.
I want more like this!
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