What is it about affordably priced, overly processed breakfast foods that make people turn to violence? Let’s find out in this exceedingly long fight at a Denny’s in Anytown, USA.
Dudes punches guys while they’re held down, a guy swinging a chair like he’s the Undertaker, a couple leisurely eating in the corner while this all goes down, there’s really something for everyone here. But the best part is how the most damage inflicted, evidenced at 4:36, is the guy who got hot sauce in his eye. I’ve never seen a fight with more punches thrown where everyone seems to have sustained as much injury as they would from a light breeze. But the hot sauce? MVP of the fight. Crown that hot sauce the Denny’s Light Heavyweight Champion. You earned it son.
I want more like this!
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