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16 of the greatest ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ quotes

By / 09.19.13
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is quite possibly the funniest show on television in the past 8 years, therefore I wouldn't be doing my job correctly if I didn't bring you the very best Always Sunny quotes in an effort to improve our catalog of popular quotes. From the sociopath that is Dennis Reynolds to the bumbling idiot that is Charlie Kelly, and all of the gang in between, It's Always Sunny has left us with some of the most memorable (and offensive) moments in television history. So, in no particular order, here's 16 of the all-time greatest Always Sunny quotes.

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"What are you gonna do, hit him? No, that's a terrible idea, I'll tell you why: it doesn't unbang your mom."

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"I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care."

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"Now as long as you hurt the other kid as bad or worse than he hurts you, you will have done your job. And I'll be proud of you."

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"Grain alcohol, baby! Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol."

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"Later dudes, S you in your A's Don't wear a C and J all over your B's."

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"Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese."

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"Watch out for the crackheads. They WILL cut you."

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"Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?"

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"Masturbating Bums are bad for Business."

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"My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David."

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"Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it."

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You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.

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"Wildcard bitches."

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