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This adorable girl didn’t want to give up her Pop-Tart—then she ran into a door

By / 02.27.14

You know how the Steve Miller band said “go on, take the money and run.” Well this adorable little girl didn’t have any money, she had a Pop-Tart. She did run though. She didn’t make it very far.

This, of course, devolved into a political discussion on YouTube. Because politicizing Pop Tarts is a thing we actually do and GOD I HATE YOU INTERNET.

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It’s Thursday morning. By Friday afternoon this girl will have a lifetime supply of Pop-Tarts. Mark my words. That’s how PR works these days.
Ten years from now her parents will sue Pop-Tarts because their daughter has diabetes. Mark my words. That’s how the legal system works these days.


About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.
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