When I was 5-years-old the most difficult decision of my day was to play with my Transformers toys or my G.I. Joe toys. However times they are a-changin’ and kids face more advanced problems such as to buy Xbox One or PS4, and whether to play on their S4 or their Galaxy Note. For this 5-year-old boy the problems get even more challenging. This lucky lad has three girlfriends and for his tastes that is one too many. And who can blame him, who wants to share your cookies from your Lunchables with three gold-digging girls. The problem gets even more complex for our young pimp extraordinaire, all three girls are pretty. The boy laments to his mother that it’s tough being five and says, “I wish I was four again.” I agree kid, being four-years-old was a simpler time without all these girls making your life complicated.
