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20 Robin Williams quotes to make you feel better about yourself

By / 08.11.14

"You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."

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Sticking with my recent trend of paying tribute to the most popular quotes of society’s beloved comedians, today we’re tackling Robin Williams quotes. Undoubtedly this award winning actor, stand-up comedian has touched each and everyone one of us at some point. From Good Morning Vietnam, to Mrs. Doubtfire, to his stand-up comedy stage exploits in which we see his inner demons truly exposed, Robin Williams quotes and words have left an indelible mark on society.

Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. So if popular quotes is what you fancy then be sure to check out past editions of this post here.

"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'"

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"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."

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"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."

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"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."

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"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."

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"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."

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"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

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"Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall rat!"

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"You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time."'

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"I like my wine like my women… ready to pass out."

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"Comedy is acting out optimism."

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"Carpe per diem - seize the check."

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"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."

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"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."

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"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"

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"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

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 "The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."

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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

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Cass Anderson
About Cass Anderson... Cass is the social media editor and Director of Online Marketing for Guyism.com. You will find him at every Phish show that has ever existed, even ones before he was born.

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