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20 of the most memorable Don Draper quotes

By / 06.20.13

"If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation."

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Don Draper quotes might be the only thing you’ll ever need to hear in order to grow up as a *well adjusted male. In fact, I should probably stop here, because Don Draper quotes are so alpha that no man ever posted on this site will ever match up to the core-cutting ability of the words that come ouf of his mouth. We here at Guyism love Mad Men, and in turn we honor Don Draper quotes. So without further ado, here’s a simple guidebook for the rest of your life…

Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. So if popular quotes is what you fancy then be sure to check out past editions of this post here.

“I’m living like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t one.”

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YocBfe1N598" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


"Why does everybody need to talk about everything?"

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTQ9Z3YTT9o" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


"I hate to break it to you but there is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent."

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"What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons"

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"Fear stimulates my imagination."

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOQfBdCT-AI" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


“I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I’ve already been.”

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtYqC4kSSQM" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


"People want to be told what to do so badly that they'll listen to anyone."

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtYqC4kSSQM" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


"Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, 'nostalgia' literally means 'the pain from an old wound.' It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the wheel, it's called the carousel. It lets us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved."

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTQ9Z3YTT9o" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


“People tell you who they are, but we ignore it because we want them to be who we want them to be.”

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“I blow up bridges.”

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“It wasn’t a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover.”

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQM8UKgt3Qs" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


“Is that what you want, or is that what people expect of you?”

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TDQOEATSik" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


“You’ll realize in your private life that at a certain point seduction is over and force is actually being requested.”

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtYqC4kSSQM" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


“It’s your life. You don’t know how long it’s gonna last, but you know it doesn’t end well. You’ve gotta move forward … as soon as you can figure out what that means.”

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtYqC4kSSQM" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


“When a man walks into a room, he brings his whole life with him. He has a million reasons for being anywhere. Just ask him.”

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yWzlUGQWWM" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


“There will be fat years, and there will be lean years, but it is going to rain.”

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRDUFpsHus" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


“You want some respect? Go out and get it for yourself.”

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRDUFpsHus" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>


“I don’t hate Christmas, I just hate this Christmas.”

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“Mourning is just extended self-pity.”

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y4b-DEkIps" target="_blank">YouTube/AMC</a>







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About Cass Anderson... Cass is the social media editor and Director of Online Marketing for Guyism.com. You will find him at every Phish show that has ever existed, even ones before he was born.

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