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15 Steve Carell quotes to celebrate ‘The Office’ series finale

By / 05.16.13

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

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In honor of this evening’s series finale of NBC’s The Office it seemed only logical today that we’d recap some of the greatest Steve Carell quotes of all time. Whether they be the words of Michael Scott, or some other character, we all have our own personal favorite Steve Carell quotes, so why not slap them on some pictures and make them more visually stimulating, amirite?

Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. So if popular quotes is what you fancy then be sure to check out past editions of this post here.

“Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you.”

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“You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.”

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“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s the perfect way to start the day.”

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“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”

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“I'm an early bird and I'm an owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.”

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“I have flaws, what are they? Oh, I don't know, I sing in the shower, sometimes I spend too much time volunteering, occasionally I'll hit someone with my car.”

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“I hate hospitals, in my mind they are associated with sickness.”

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“There are ten rules of business that you need to know... You have to play to win, but you need to win to play... I'll give you the other nine after lunch.”

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“Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?”

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“In my wildest dreams i never thought- well, I never thought I'd work”

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"You don't know me. You've just seen my penis."

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"Big butt, bigger heart."

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"You just gots to get your freak on."

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"Hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. Because of your butt."

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