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11 Denis Leary quotes in honor of USA’s ‘Sirens’

By / 03.03.14

"Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?"

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In honor of USA’s new comedy Sirens, helmed by executive producer Denis Leary, today we’re tackling the very best quotes of Denis Leary from throughout his long and storied career. He’s always been one of the bad boys of Hollywood, and for that we’ve loved him. He’s always spoken it like it is, and again, for that we’ve loved him. So in honor of Denis being one of the most unfiltered men in Hollywood, here are 11 of the most memorable Denis Leary quotes from throughout the years (in no particular order).

Popular quotes can serve as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. So if popular quotes is what you fancy, then be sure to check out past editions of this post here. And if you want to suggest a person for us to feature here in our quotes round up, send me a message over on our Facebook page.


“All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.”

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"You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much."

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"This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat, right now. Forget that! Bring me a live cow over to the table. I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home."

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“Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette butt, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm."

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"Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs. Maybe a saucer underneath the cup- that's it!"

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"My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I had the chance."

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"Firefighters don't go on strike."

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"How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean."

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"I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing."

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"If you had no enemies, you had no fun."

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Cass Anderson
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