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10 Mike Tyson quotes to make you feel better about yourself

By / 10.31.13

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

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Mike Tyson quotes were bound to make it here at some point. In our ongoing quest to catalog the most memorable quotes of our favorite people, it was only a matter of time until we made it to Iron Mike. Mike Tyson quotes epitomize everything I love about celebrity quotes because they run the gauntlet of insane to batsh*t crazy, and for that, today I’m very please to present the best and most memorable Mike Tyson quotes.



Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. So if popular quotes is what you fancy then be sure to check out past editions of this post here.

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

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"I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one."

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"I don't have the desire to hurt anyone anymore. I see a fly, but I don't have the nerve to get up and kill it."

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"I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it's egotistical, but I have it in me. I don't want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls."

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"I'M A MUSLIM, BUT I THINK JESUS WOULD HAVE A DRINK WITH ME. HE WOULD BE COOL."

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"I probably have a 20,000-word vocabulary. I'll match my wits with anyone on literature, science and the arts."

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"I'm the best ever. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart!"

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"I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 points, it's hard to wipe your a$$. You know?"

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"I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it's un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman."

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Cass Anderson
About Cass Anderson... Cass is the social media editor and Director of Online Marketing for Guyism.com. You will find him at every Phish show that has ever existed, even ones before he was born.

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