What to watch tonight: ‘X Factor’ season 3 premiere

FOX

Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio and Demi Lovato join Simon Cowell on the X Factor. This is the show that’s not American Idol but sorta like American Idol and God I hate you America.

X Factor @ 8pm, FOX: I can’t tell the difference between all these singing shows but I guess this one’s popular because it has that angry British guy.

Royal Pains @ 9pm, USA: Brutal, brutal season. Don’t see the show lasting beyond next year.

Duck Dynasty @ 10pm, A&E: Because this is a show people watch.

Bridge @ 10pm, FX: So I’m a few episodes in and pleasantly surprised at how good this is. Not getting the hype it deserves.

The Arsenio Hall Show @ 11pm: Magic Johnson is on tonight. The joke’s write themselves.