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You think you’re bad ass. You ain’t this bad ass.
A woman in India armed nothing but farm tools is stable in hospital after killing a leopard that attacked her. The woman fought off the leopard for a half-hour and suffered multiple bites, cuts and fractures.
The woman was fetching water from a nearby canal when the leopard attacked. She fought him off with a sickle and spade a boatload of guts.
The woman said she also managed to smash some of the animal’s teeth during the struggle. Yeah, awesome, but you KILLED IT so the teeth thing, eh, not as impressive.
That’s like having sex with Kate Upton and saying “yeah, and I touched her boobs.” Don’t bury the lede.
[via BBC]