She’s not only a thief, she’s a dumb thief and she’s a dumb thief about to give birth.
If you’re going to steal (probably don’t) but if you’re absolutely going to steal don’t pose on Facebook with photos of the hot merchandise.
A pregnant woman was arrested after sharing photos of herself wearing a leopard-print dress she allegedly stole just hours before. Danielle Saxton, 27, allegedly took clothes and jewelry from Mortie’s Boutique in Illinois while staff were in the storeroom on July 11.
The co-owner of the boutique, Kert Williams, said he posted information about the theft on the store’s Facebook page. People had seen Saxton’s photos and made the connection like a bunch of online Tony Shalhoubs in Monk.
Does that make her kid an accomplice?
[via The Daily Mail]