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Do You Want To Get Your Motorcycle Stolen? Because This Is How You Get It Stolen

By / 09.02.14

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The license plate says ‘Ducati’ but the lock says ‘Dear thieves of the world, come steal this motorcycle from me.’

Because why not drop a ton of $$$$$ on a high-performance machine like a Ducati then slap a cheap a$$ lock on there, effectively sending the message to the world to jack your bike?

I guess if you’ve got the money to spend on one Ducati than you’ve got the extra change laying around for two, right?

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Cass Anderson
About Cass Anderson... Cass is the social media editor and Director of Online Marketing for Guyism.com. You will find him at every Phish show that has ever existed, even ones before he was born.

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