The uncensored trailer for ‘South Park: The Stick of Truth’ might be better than the actual game

 

In case you’re unaware, or just not a gamer, the South Park franchise is releasing a new video game.

Here’s the official description:

From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park: The Stick of Truth.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a never-ending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming foretold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

The early reviews on South Park: The Stick of Truth have been mixed. There are positive and negative reviews but can’t the same be said for the show? A lot of people like it, a ton of people don’t, and it’s really about personal taste.

One thing is for sure — the uncensored trailer is everything you expect from Trey, Matt and the kids from Colorado.

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