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Need A New Pick-Up Line? You Should Consider Using Giraffe Trivia

By / 09.02.14

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Having trouble thinking of new things to spit at the bars? Well, I’m here to tell that you should really consider giraffe trivia, like the random giraffe fact listed below.

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Also, consider for a moment that the giraffe is in fact WORSE at making sweet, sweet love than you are. So working that in to conversation can only be a plust.

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About Cass Anderson... Cass is the social media editor and Director of Online Marketing for Guyism.com. You will find him at every Phish show that has ever existed, even ones before he was born.

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