Need A New Pick-Up Line? You Should Consider Using Giraffe Trivia

Having trouble thinking of new things to spit at the bars? Well, I’m here to tell that you should really consider giraffe trivia, like the random giraffe fact listed below.

Also, consider for a moment that the giraffe is in fact WORSE at making sweet, sweet love than you are. So working that in to conversation can only be a plust.

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