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This Is the Most Important Photo of a Hotdog You’ll Ever See

By / 09.03.14

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I don’t know who you are, or what your deal is, but I can make you this promise: If you’re looking to do this professionally we will host a hotdog deepthroating contest in your honor.

You have an incredible talent, and it’d be an injustice if you didn’t pursue competitive hotdog eating full-time. So what if you’re a potential neurosurgery candidate at Yale?! Just give it up, pursue this, trust me…you’ll be famous.

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Cass Anderson
About Cass Anderson... Cass is the social media editor and Director of Online Marketing for Guyism.com. You will find him at every Phish show that has ever existed, even ones before he was born.

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